Monday, March 21, 2011

Our Secret Friendship Tattoo...

First, you need to start by watching the first 45 seconds of this This Video :)
Now that you've watched Harriet the Barefoot Spy, you might know where this is going...

Tonight Michelle and I sat on the couch for an hour and a half to play Words With Friends. We than decided to go pick up my prescription and stop by the tattoo place to see how much a touch up on my tattoo will be... After an exciting ride back she than let me draw a potential tattoo on her foot.

Thats when Harriet the Spy popped into my head! I loved this movie when I was a kid! And I remember the "Secret friendship tattoo" part of the movie. So of course, Michelle and I needed to do it.

I found a sharpie, drew a smiley face on my foot and tada! We're friends! and we have secret friendship tattoos!!!

Love,
Michelle and Courtney.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

sigh-ra-coys or Syracuse?



I had a brain fail while filling out my March Madness bracket. Apparently I don't know how to pronounce Syracuse... Glad I could bring some laughter to people’s lives.

It has been a long time since we've blogged... Why? Because Michelle and I were on spring break. The hilariously good stuff only happens when two of us are together...

So here are some quotes I think you might enjoy...

DVR FAIL:
Michelle "Tonight’s the night!!" (To watch the Bachelor)
Michelle "And we can fast forward through all those commercials tonight"
Courtney " No we can't..."
Michelle "well crap."

SEEDS?:
Michelle "look at these seed numbers!"
Courtney "seeds?"
Michelle "Yeah, like the things you plant in the ground. ya know. You plant the seeds and whichever one comes up wins the bracket"
Courtney "I give up. I am way too confused."

BACHELOR FAIL:
Courtney "I want a candy bar! Lets pause it and go to CVS"
Michelle "Okay, let’s go!"
* Travel to CVS... Pick out candy bar... @ register
Michelle "WHAT?! Newly engaged Emily fakes husband’s death?!"
Courtney "Well guess we don't need to watch it anymore! Now we know what happens!!"

BLONDIE:
Michelle "it's oblique"
Courtney "I have no idea what that means, I have blonde hair..."

WATER BOIL FAIL!!!:
Courtney "Yes, you can take a shower, just don't drink the water"
Michelle "That’s going to be so hard for me!! I drink shower water. I get thirsty when I'm in there"
Courtney "hahaha, gross!!! Warm shower water?!"
Michelle "I'm nervous to shower, I'm going to shower with a bad on my head"
Courtney "That’s going to be a great one to share with the police!! "I don't know how she died officer; she went in the shower and put a bag on her head because she was afraid to get sick from the boil advisory... I would have called sooner, but I needed her police scanner so I could to everything that was going on!!""

LOST WATCH:
Michelle "I can't find my watch anywhere!"
Courtney "Why don't you call it?..... wait... just kidding."


We hope you enjoyed!!!


Tuesday, March 1, 2011

There's a Movie Called Pocahontas?

The title is a quote from an anonymous person who said "Tehres a movie called Pocohontas?" while I was reading the blog to her. hahaha

Today stated off as a sweat pant kind of day. Haha, which turned into a "Let’s Eat Los Bravos" and "Let's Fly a Kite" kind of day.  Somehow, my AMAZING, Los Bravos, Taquito Salad (that Michelle bought) ended up on my sweats and the couch... BUT, it was still really tasty.

We've had our kite for about 3 weeks now. It’s a Toy Story kite (Michelle has not seen TS3!!!!). We decided we were going to try to fly it again today (which she also has not done). However, today was a bit windier than the last. We should have sung Pocahontas, than maybe we could have been "one with the wind” or saw “the colors of the wind.” The "kite flying" ended up with Michelle running up and down the street, and somehow the string broke and wrapped itself around my shoe... Still not sure how that happened. We gave up after that.

Tonight Michelle and I have a meeting where we are supposed to be bringing something to eat. I (the irresponsible/ last minute one) didn't think about this until 2 PM this afternoon. Therefore, I decided I was going to make a dip. I had a package of cream cheese, shredded cheese, and a can of Chili Beans. Needless to say, the meeting tonight might be a little musical, if everyone enjoys my "Beany Love Dup."

We are anticipating the new episode of Teen Mom 2!!! That we recorded (hopefully) on our DVR!!! This is causing us to pay less on our bill! Really? I’m still confused…

Well, have a great night! And enjoy the nice weather :)

For you grammar crazies out there, I hope this post was better than the last few :)

OH! and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN BEIBER!!!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Unibrows and Leaky Showers...

How do the two relate?
Here's how...
Today was spent as usual for those who live in 1128... School, Work, Bible Study, etc. And of course it would not be a normal day if it didn't end with some fantastic events...
So here goes...
Michelle arrived home later the evening after class. I watched American Idol while she enjoyed Teen Mom 2 on her computer. We text one another, while sitting on the couch, during our shows. hahaha
After that I decided we needed to go to CVS to get some mascara. :) While on our way home, actually we were not even out of the parking lot yet, we were talking about the mascara we just bought, and I was trying to convince her to put it on. Somewhere in tehre something REALLY funny was said and Michelle talked like an old woman / little kid / puppy. (thats the best way to describe it) This event resulted in a 5 minute drive home, which really should have been 3 minutes. RIDICULOUS. But don't worry (shout out to those who have seen "The Other Guys") there was a point where we "AMERICAAAAAAAAA'd" it.

When we got back to the apartment, I gave Michelle a unibrow with the mascara while we were sitting in the car...

Than she bunny hopped to the apartment.

This resulted in us standing outside the apartment for about 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably, and her continuing to jump around. We were laughing so hard we could not get the door unlocked.

We finally made it inside and our laughter came to a halt.

THAN... as Michelle is in the shower, she screams my name, so naturally I went running.
I cracked the door open and I got sprayed with water...
The shower head was like a sprinkler! Shooting water everywhere!!! So, naturally, I came to the rescue and nailed a towel to the walls to prevent the bubbling paint from spreading :)

The night ended with, yet another, request to maintenance!!!

Have a nice day everybody!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Don't touch me with your feet!!!

So, coming up with a title that is catchy is pretty hard to do... Hence the title "Don;t touch me with your feet!" haha Michelle just attempted to touch me with her foot. I don't like feet. Gross!

So, What this blog is really going to be is about our Kite flying experience...

We decided to go for a walk... We walked around the apartment complex, through the mounds of dog poop, over the prickly bally things (where I almost went caboom), around the weird looking town houses, and past the meters (where we tried to figure out who's was who's) . It was a nice walk, filled with fresh air. We than decided that we wanted to get chairs for the "porch."

We stopped at the bank ATM that had braille on it... than off to Target we went. However, the chairs were to much for our budget. So Michelle decided to get a water bottle, and that was where I came across the kites. They were so intriguing. I got even more excited when I realized there were Toy Story kites!!!
Obviously, I bought the kite. I hoped that it was windy enough out! haha (if you haven't noticed yet, I'm the one with the crazy ideas, and Michelle is the one that makes them more fun :) )

So after the kite was assembled, we went outside. In the dark. In the middle off the street. Where anyone can look out their window.

I made Michelle stand with the kite in the air as I ran up and down the street... unfortunately there was no wind :( My Woody, and Buzz kite only got about 3 feet up in the air. But i was NOT giving up quite yet.  I than realized that the bad that the kite came in was stuck to  kite... after that it went about 4 feet up in the air while I ran.

No worries, it only landed on my car about 4 times. no one else's!

So, what did we learn from this?
#1. There is braille on the ATM for those who need it... Which I don't really understand... because it's a drive - up ATM.
#2 - Don't fly a kite A) in the dark. B) where everyone can see. C) when there is no wind.

haha and another funny thing... Michelle and I always watch the last 10-15 minute of the Titanic. and tonight we saw the part where she (Rose) was laying in the frozen water and Michelle says "Her hair is like, frozen!" :) hahaha

Have a GREAT night!!!

Thursday, February 17, 2011

I'm with --> RUDE!

I'm with --> Rude!
haha Michelle and I have a favorite word. did ya guess what it is? RUUUDE! hold the U for a very long time. This word usage originated sophomore year sometime... and it has stuck ever since! It is very catchy... It a nice way to say, "hey, not cool!!!" or when we joke with one another. We use it in a joking manner. :)
any who... I wanted to title it I'm with --> Rude because there is talk about how we are going to get t-shirts. Mine would say "I'm with --> " and hers, obviously, "rude" which is funny....
Here's why.
Michelle is not rude, she's the best roommate around!!! (she doesn't know I'm writing this :P)
There is a song from wicked that goes something like "because I know you, I have been changed for good." I think this portrays our friendship very well. That girl can make me laugh SO HARD that I have to lean over in pain. She can put a smile on my face in the deepest moments! and I appreciate that so much!!! (thanks Michelle :0) )
Want to know how she did today? I will gladly share :)

We spent part of the day in class, part in the doctors office, and part at USI for dinner and SCF.
The first part - BORING. The second part - BORING. The third part - :) hahahha It began with our drive to USI. We realized we forgot to make out SCF Announcement video! so... Michelle had the bright idea to video tape it on our way to SCF... while I was driving. :) hahaha it turned out fairly well!

After SCF we had to drop money of for cookies!!! (YES!!!! Girl Scout Cookie Time!!!) And I got a little side tracked with Words With Friends. hahah as usual when I am connected to the WiFi!!! Michelle and I licked a battery... haha her end was nice and clean thanks to my sanitizing it with hand sanitizer! It made a pop noise and she made a priceless face that had me, once again, bent over in laughter. :)

We're a pretty gullible set of friends. We were than convinced that the fire extinguisher box had an alarm and that if we opened it security was going to come... even more, we were kind of convinced that if you tapped the "F" and the "R" you could "deactivate" the alarm... hahaha
needless to say, there was no alarm. It was just a box... with a fire extinguisher in it :)

Well, my comfy bed is calling my name!!!

- Courtney

Monday, February 14, 2011

Gorilla Toes Gone Bad...

hahaha...
You know you are already laughing from reading this title... so we thought we would join you.


Michelle and I had a pretty chill day... class, work, studying or "studying",The Bachelor, and you can't forget, Words With Friends... All these relaxed events led up to some pretty interesting conversation and some events that will go down in the "Roomie Record Book of Craziest Things." (Michelle just said "stupid Bill Gates, can't even spell roomie!" but really.. its microsoft word spell check..) so... onto these weird events... it started with Michelle sitting by my bed as we tried to eliminate all the things i do not want to do with my life, as in getting a degree at USI... there is abuot 5 tings on that list now. :) So, we'll see where that gets me. hahaha. after Michelles EXTREME excitement of Michelle (ironic?) Getting kicked off The Bachelor, we ended up on the couch...

Here's where the crazy actually begins... while in deep conversation... I decided that I was going to tape my toes together... Yes, I have freaky gorilla feet... as in my big toe is REALLY separated from my index? toe. So, as my toes were "fixing" themselves, Michelle decided she needed some lotion on her legs.. Being the great roommate I am I decided to practice my massage skills. Man was that funny... I found the sore spots in her cafes for sure! hahaha after a while I realized that my toes (that i had taped together 5 minutes prior) began to turn red... Michelle came to the rescue with the little Fiskers! She ripped that tape off and used the scissors as necessary.
Sad to say that when the next time I walk at the beach it will look like gorilla feet behind me. However, Michelle will have very smooth legs!!!


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Have a great night,
Love,
Gorilla Feet and Smooth Legs