sigh-ra-coys or Syracuse?

I had a brain fail while filling out my March Madness bracket. Apparently I don't know how to pronounce Syracuse... Glad I could bring some laughter to people’s lives.

It has been a long time since we've blogged... Why? Because Michelle and I were on spring break. The hilariously good stuff only happens when two of us are together...

So here are some quotes I think you might enjoy...

DVR FAIL:

Michelle "Tonight’s the night!!" (To watch the Bachelor)

Michelle "And we can fast forward through all those commercials tonight"

Courtney " No we can't..."

Michelle "well crap."

SEEDS?:

Michelle "look at these seed numbers!"

Courtney "seeds?"

Michelle "Yeah, like the things you plant in the ground. ya know. You plant the seeds and whichever one comes up wins the bracket"

Courtney "I give up. I am way too confused."

BACHELOR FAIL:

Courtney "I want a candy bar! Lets pause it and go to CVS"

Michelle "Okay, let’s go!"

* Travel to CVS... Pick out candy bar... @ register

Michelle "WHAT?! Newly engaged Emily fakes husband’s death?!"

Courtney "Well guess we don't need to watch it anymore! Now we know what happens!!"

BLONDIE:

Michelle "it's oblique"

Courtney "I have no idea what that means, I have blonde hair..."

WATER BOIL FAIL!!!:

Courtney "Yes, you can take a shower, just don't drink the water"

Michelle "That’s going to be so hard for me!! I drink shower water. I get thirsty when I'm in there"

Courtney "hahaha, gross!!! Warm shower water?!"

Michelle "I'm nervous to shower, I'm going to shower with a bad on my head"

Courtney "That’s going to be a great one to share with the police!! "I don't know how she died officer; she went in the shower and put a bag on her head because she was afraid to get sick from the boil advisory... I would have called sooner, but I needed her police scanner so I could to everything that was going on!!""

LOST WATCH:

Michelle "I can't find my watch anywhere!"

Courtney "Why don't you call it?..... wait... just kidding."

We hope you enjoyed!!!